France last match against Germany was a successful win for them but it was another night to forget for Giroud.

Giroud, as a striker, has a serious lack of pace. He had the chance to put France in front after being sent clean through on goal but his worrying and amusing lack of pace proved to be his downfall.

Due to the fact that God didn’t want Giroud’s night to have taken a much more unfortunate turn, Antoine Griezmann converted a penalty and put in the second some minutes later.

More so, as God has probably seen Giroud’s serious lack of pace, he decided to bless him with a “Golden Head” in which 90% of balls that gets to his head in front of the goalie becomes a goal.

Giroud should probably be nicknamed “Lollipop” the man with the sweet head and lanky body.